Sunday, February 24, 2013

Horrible Things

These are the horrible things my family said to me between 6 and 7 pm on Tuesday the nineteenth of February, 2013.

Greg:

I had tried a new recipe for dinner--quinoa, butternut squash salad.  It looked tasty on Pinterest.  It tastes like nothing.  I said this to Greg--It tastes like nothing.  Greg responds: "Just close your eyes and pretend like you're really poor and really hungry."  Me: "Do you do that a lot?" Greg: puts more food in his mouth, head down, eyes averted.  

Next, Alice:

Alice had just finished eating dinner and was complaining to get out of her high chair so I cleaned her off and got her out.  She then said "T," which means TV.  I told her no, we weren't going to watch TV.  "T" she responds again.  "No," I tell her again.  "Iwant T," she says.  Her first complete sentence.  I want T.  Mom of the year over here.

Last, Rex:

I was hurriedly trying to tidy up the house a bit before bed when I hear Rex start to cry. "Mom, I pooped in my pants!"



Good day at my house.  Good day.

2 comments:

  1. I love that you got a camera. I refuse to make "mmmm...soo good" dishes after my cauliflower massacre. And tell Rex to stop pooping his pants. Also Autumn is obsessed with watching videos of herself/music videos. Pretty much the only time she throws a tantrum, when I tell her she can't.

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  2. i feel ya sistah. and i love this post. i shudder to think of all the horrible things my family says to me in a day.

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