Alice: A photo essay by Greg

The following is a photographic essay by me, Greg Baker. I do not read this blog so feel free to say whatever you like about me, my photographer skills, my hygiene or anything else you would never want me to read in the comments section of this post.

Begin essay now:

I am Alice. Behold me in all my adorableness.

You think I'm the cutest baby you've ever seen. I know it. I can tell by the way you sat up straighter in your chair and leaned in closer to your monitor to look at the above photograph. How can I see what you're doing right now? Never mind that. I like to do arts and crafts. Look how cute I am using my safety scissors to decorate a shamrock.

Still hung up on me being omniscient? I understand. It's best not to think about it too much. It will make you paranoid. Just remember one thing.

You are in my world now...

...and there is no escape.

End essay.

There you have it folks. That is my first and only contribution to this blog. Well, that essay and this one additional photograph:

Now that's classy!

Good night and good luck,

Gregory Hampton Baker